Genius!!!

I never knew the movie was about a giant Indian Minotaur who sweeped trees for a living until one day the government called him and told him he had to fake the moon landing but he couldn't tell his wife or he would be impaled by a 42 inch paper tray erection then they give him a break and watch some cordless tv and let him painfully try to sit after the impaling but that's just a trick so they can pour an elevator full of Indian blood on him before they make him watch out the impossible window while they crush his red Volkswagen before locking him in room 237, NOT ROOM 217, where the carpet is shaped like a launch pad sometimes and sometimes it's shape like the history of all sex there ever was and it changes when it wants to and traps you in there. I wish I would have known all I had to do was watch it backward and forward at the same time to see this because this is so much better.