Ugh, Love Never Dies...
Yeah, Christine ran off to shtup the guy who murdered two people and almost murdered Raul right in front of her. Then, after nailing Christine he runs off before she wakes up (what a cad!). Ten (coughTwentycough) years later Meg is a hooker, Mme. Giry is her pimp (well, technically her madam), then Meg seemingly develops the world's quickest case of neurosyphylis and shoots and kills Christine (after first trying to kill her kid) out of jealousy for that dreamy deformed murderer? Then the kid, who was raised by Raul and thought was his father, leaves his father and still-warm dead mother to go live with the creepy guy (who wasn't uncomfortable with "Beauty Underneath"? Honestly?) that he just met.
It makes no sense.
I posted this on the Once Upon a Time board a while ago:
"Yes, I've seen it.
Can I ever forget that crap?
Can I ever escape from that plot,
So contorted, confused!
There was hardly a point to that garbage...
Garbage..."
Why didn't ALW just name Love Never Dies what he was thinking while he was writing it: Love Got Divorced, Subtitle: "The Phantom of the Opera made you famous but it's all mine and don't you forget it, Sarah."
::shudder::
Yeech.
The worst thing about Love Never Dies? As much as I hated every single moment of it, if it came to town I'd be first in line to audition for the role of Meg... Smh...
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