Things I Learned with Eye in the Sky
1. Darkies don’t have any kill chain-of-command on their native land, especially when a whitey one is already in play
2. European-Americans don’t like to see African-Americans visit Africa.
3. Soldiers know the cost of war, unless it’s between 45 to 65 percent.
4. You can thwart drone attacks through strategic placement of midgets around your lair
5. If you go double-dipping in the streets, Great Satan will smite thee down
6. Humming birds are a common sight in the streets of Nairobi