The ridiculous wedding dance
I haven't attended a wedding in years. Is this a current trend--instead of a
sweet romantic slow first dance between the newlywed husband and wife, the couple
puts on some kind of interpretive dance for the guests? Has anyone been to a real wedding where this kind of display took place? Is this another obnoxious wedding
tradition, like the couple's smashing the wedding cake in each other's faces and that trashy
bride's garter stunt?
I'm not crying, you fool, I'm laughing!
Hewwo.