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Had Chuck Norris been our man

posted 11 years ago by Deadpool1969
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He would have hung his butt in the water, farted, and the force would have carried him all the way to Madagascar.

[–] dcoydcoy 11 years ago

Chuck never would have been in that predicament. The storage container would have fled in sheer terror when Chuck's boat approached it.

[–] mightymo-2 11 years ago

Let's hope for a TV remake with Chuck. He'd bring that boat home!!

[–] daddysarm 9 years ago

but it wouldn't take *beep* from anybody.

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[–] nocakeforyou 11 years ago

Guys, 2005 is that way, not here. This is 2014. Sorry for the confusion.

[–] daddysarm 10 years ago

tell Chuck Norris stories

[–] daddysarm 10 years ago

No Hand Saved Death

[–] daddysarm 10 years ago

He wins fair and square.

[–] daddysarm 10 years ago

Time to make the donuts