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I almost hate myself for watching this.


Does anyone else feel the same way? I mean, I knew it would be terrible but this has got to be one of the worst horror movies I've ever seen. No build-up, no tension or suspense, and just general stupidity all around. Even the jump scares were of the poorest quality. The only things I could think of that could be considered positive were Amanda and the blonde with the juicy tits being hot. It also helped me enjoy Grave Encounters waaaaay more than I should have since I watched that immediately after this.

*beep* this movie.

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No. I was disappointed, but it was worth a view for the footage of the abandoned town and a handful of suspenseful moments. Too xenophobic for me,though. I love traveling in that part of the world and never have had problems with anyone.

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Yeah I'll admit the premise and setting was kinda nice, even somewhat interesting. Maybe I just had too high expectations since I usually watch horror movies every night, all night, but this was just atrocious imo. No suspense for me, and even the jump scares fell flat on its face. The ending was so rushed and obviously tacked on.

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It also helped me enjoy Grave Encounters waaaaay more than I should have since I watched that immediately after this.

That's funny, because I just finished watching this and I have Grave Encounters 2 queued up in my playlist that I'm just about to watch, although I hear it's much worse than the first one.

Chernobyl Diaries is riddled with plot holes, but of course it is, because the characters' motives stem from a completely illogical premise. Once they decided to just sit in the van instead of making the rational decision to walk back to the perimeter immediately, the film falls apart. They even gloss over the fact that apparently the car wires appear to have been chewed on by an animal. An animal that somehow got into the van, opened the engine hatch, chewed on some very specific wires, and then kindly replaced the hatch. And sabotage is an afterthought. Regardless, at this point in the film they have no reason to suspect rabid dogs, and they have established no radio communication, so the obvious choice would be to just hike it back, expecting to eventually come across guards and probably get in trouble for trespassing, but at least at some point you're going to get a ride out of there. So everything beyond that point in the film is just stupid.

I actually just wanted to check out the film for the location shots, because I'd seen all those eerie photographs of Pripyat on blogs via the StumbleUpon browser extension. Sadly, this isn't even close to the worst horror film I've ever seen. I've seen some very low budget shockers, and as bad as this is, it's not even close to the really bad ones.




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While you're entitled to your opinion I can't believe you enjoyed Grave Encounters more than this. Now THAT is an awful movie. I, for the most part, enjoyed this one. 7.5/10

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Grave Encounters actually makes use of its locations to provide the scares.

This movie forgets to use the location and setting and instead uses the cliched mutant cannibals bull with a LOT of awful jump scares.

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No tension? No suspense? No build-up? Are you serious?
Let me guess, you disliked this because it isn't found footage. Poor you. Go watch Paranormal Craptivity.

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