I switched this movie off after the first five minutes

Congratulations.

I don't care what I missed. I do not care about this movie.

The first five minutes were boring as hell.

I would like to subscribe to your mode of thinking. What else in life do you pass up if it does not appease you within 5 minutes? Anxiously awaiting your response! ! !

Let me guess, you probably kicked back and watched 'The Fast & the Furious 5'? Classic!

I did not read your post.
The title was boring as hell.

Then your impatience kept you from seeing a great documentary.

"I've seen things that would make you want to write a book on how to puke."

So then why come on here and comment on the thread? TROLL

Do guys like "the thing"?
They like it better than no thing.

Yeah one time I put in a DVD of this movie called The Godfather, and the first five minutes were all about this guy's daughter's wedding, and a baker, and his daughter getting raped or something and his wanting revenge. Boring, blah! So I turned it off. No way that movie was any good.