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Moneymaker Is Looking Kind Of Squatchy Lately


I wonder if he went hippy to attract Bigfoot?

http://rlv.zcache.com/squatchy_trucker_hat-rf85ba328f01541fdb9462b158e074ffa_v9wfy_8byvr_324.jpg





349 days until our long national nightmare is over.

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I think he got some of that Bigfoot DNA that can be found anywhere in any state (except Hawaii) into an open cut, and now he's mutating into a human-squatch hybrid. In future episodes you'll see him throwing rocks at Cliff, Ranae and Bobo, knocking on everything in sight, and howling when people ask him a question. His eyes will glow red (black, brown, and green as well), his hair will be any shade of brown (even black, grey, white, or red)and he'll have a craving for beef jerky. His height will begin to vary as well, from 3-4 feet all the way up to 14-15 feet. Once the transformation is complete, we won't ever see Matt, but we will be told again and again that they heard him "over there, just out of sight."

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I'd ask you if you have to work at being a complete jerk-off or whether it comes natural, if the answer wasn't so glaringly obvious.

Oh! And this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eL4pqj5W2mw

Monkey with small testicles roar loudest -- Confucius

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its a deterrent for renae's butch lesbo friends so they wont beat him up, the more greasy and stinky the farther they stay away

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He's become even more creepy, if that's even possible. I wouldn't let my kids within 200 years of him.

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