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Loved it!

posted 9 years ago by qwerty-26
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I thought 'pede 3 was the best of the lot. What a wild ride of over the top, asinine performances. One of the funniest movies I've seen.

Pay no attention to the haters, god only knows what they wanted or expected. The mere fact that you as the viewer came to this board, or clicked it on Netflix means you had a pretty good idea about its contents. Centipede III is obscure enough nobody would be stupid enough to mistake it for a nature flick, though plenty of trolls will claim they were looking for a science show, got this and are now outraged!

As for those who didn't think this was violent enough, may I suggest "Ice from the Sun" which I thought had moments, or anything from "August Underground" which I thought was pure trash.

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[–] rosanna_rosannadanna 9 years ago

If this is "the best of the lot" then you've watched all three.

That's just sad.

[–] qwerty-26 9 years ago

Pot meet kettle. What's even more pathetic is coming to the boards whining and not watching the centipedes. I'm thinking you should become a middle segment in a new caterpillar.

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[–] TaRaNRoD (1579) 6 years ago

I watched them too. Hated it, I was just curious and tend to watch movies which have the reputation to be gross/shocking just to see how fucked up some peoples’s mind could be.

Nothing sad about it.

[–] !!!deleted!!! (56207245) 9 years ago

The HC films are really a guilty sick pleasure of mine. I find the humorous. The 2nd one was pretty much just sick and disturbing. But I need that in films sometimes. I like to see how far they go.

[–] TaRaNRoD (1579) 6 years ago

« But I need that in films sometimes. I like to see how far they go. »

This. Same thing. Most of the times I hate them, but have a few exceptions like Martyres, Cannibal Holocaust and Hostel part 1 and 2.

[–] hovee77 9 years ago

You've got problems pal.

[–] qwerty-26 9 years ago

Zip it! At least I don't go on message boards to whine about movies, I've never seen.

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[–] TaRaNRoD (1579) 6 years ago

Dude, even though I personally despise this trilogy, I don’t see why would someone who enjoys it automatically have « problems. »

Sounds a bit unfair and closed-mind.

I mean... these movies exist so someone produces them. It has to have an audience. I must agree that a lot of people who enjoy it must have depraved minds, but it’s not an absolute necessity.

[–] asgard-5 9 years ago

I've yet to watch the first one, but this is one of the better movies I've seen recently. It's funny and entertaining, even though it's mostly a bunch of people in rooms saying stream of mind dialogue. And it has GREAT camerawork, the look, the compositions - outstanding. Prison movies are usually boring, but this one is not.

[–] davidbarro 9 years ago

I've seen the first one and thought it wasn't half bad for a deranged horror movie. I saw the second one in segments. Fast forwarded thorough a lot of it because it was just too messy to stomach. I haven't seen this one yet, and I'm wondering if I should bother. One statement from Tom Six said he was gonna make HC2 look like a Disney movie.... How quaint. Lol Is that what actually happened? Cause if you ask me, it'll be hard to beat those really bad scenes in HC2.. Like slicing through that knee and pulling out that tendon by hand... Or knocking that guy's teeth out. Or better still, the baby delivery/getaway. Yeah, that stuff went too far for my liking.

So how does this compare? I watched the first one straight through without problems. Am I going to be fast forwarding through this?

[–] TheBeardedWonder 8 years ago

No, he made this very light on the gore on purpose. But the movie is flat out awful in every other respect too anyway, so just skip it. It's basically 100 mins of a foreign dude with a bad fake accent yelling things that make no sense. And I know people out there will think i'm hyperbolizing - i assure you i'm not. That's literally the majority of the footage you will see if you watch this garbage. Why the same 2-3 people keep defending it on these boards is beyond me - it's pure feces. And not even fun trash.

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[–] davidbarro 8 years ago

Oh, okay. So we should just agree to your opinion, because only the same 2-3 people keep defending it. Good show. So, if you could, please define for us what a "foreign dude with a bad fake accent" is? Also, in what respect does he make no sense? Was it word salad? Was it in a foreign language? Specificity, man.

[–] TheBeardedWonder 8 years ago

Hey bud, let me clarify since it seems some things weren't clear. Honestly didn't think anyone would care enough to want me to be specific haha, but no problem. The point I was getting at is that if someone read these boards they will see a lot of positive posts and expect something entertaining, but it's false. What i'm saying is that the negative posts are from a huge swath of people, and the good ones are the same couple posters, who for some reason want everyone to agree with them (see the irony in saying I did it?) Otherwise why would they post in every thread saying the same thing?

As for the lead actor, he's not American but the movie takes place in the USA. So he was a foreign guy, and seemed to be trying to do an accent of some kind. American in general? Southern USA? I have no idea - his tone/inflection changed every other word. And a lot of the dialogue made no sense, especially from the warden. Nobody would ever speak like that in those situations is what I was saying. Most of the movie was him yelling things that didn't add up, at characters I don't care about.

People can like it, that's all good, I hope it didn't come off like i'm saying it's not. We all have movies we like that others don't, me included. What becomes tiring/annoying is seeing the same couple people constantly praising a movie with low critic scores, low user scores (on imdb, amazon, etc), and is generally seen as an awful flick.

'Get yourself a real dog. Any dog under 50 lbs is a cat and cats are pointless' - Ron Swanson

[–] davidbarro 8 years ago

Gotcha... Well as for reviews.. You know what they say about opinions, right? Opinions are like a$$holes. Everybody's got one and they all stink. LOL but a better way to see it is, "one man's trash is another's treasure."

As to the "fake accent", there was a line where he said he was a German-American from Schweinfurt, I guess it is. So the accent you heard was just his regular accent. If anything it was the little guy's accent that was the issue. He's a Brit, but he was doing a southern accent. Others say they heard him slip up a few times.

[–] m1jah (1) 8 years ago

I completely agree with everything you stated, BeardedWonder!
It's not even campy, which is what I think they were going for...
Such a letdown after the first two, which I thought were pretty brilliant.

[–] TaRaNRoD (1579) 6 years ago

« and the good ones are the same couple posters »

And? Let them be, I’m sure there are movies that everyone hates that you love personally. I for sure have for instance Rocky V and Postal. These two are generally bashed by everyone, critics or people in general. I love them and don’t care if people don’t agree.

I hate HC but people have the right to enjoy it, no matter how little the amount of supporters is.

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« People can like it, that's all good, I hope it didn't come off like i'm saying it's not. We all have movies we like that others don't, me included. »

Oops, sorry, hadn’t read that before posting. That will teach me to react before reading everything lol.

[–] FridayOnElmStreet 8 years ago

I enjoyed it as well.

[–] TheHungryHippo (821) 6 years ago

Eh I think this is probably the weakest out of the three but it does have a few memorable lines:

Bill Boss: "Your whining makes my dick even harder, revenge is so sweat, take it in your sleep"
Bill Boss: "What's the ape n--ger's masturbation arm" Dwight: "He's right handed sir"
Bill Boss (to the man with the stoma): "My friend you don't match, take it f-cking personally"

And I find the idea that Dwight has to explain the concept of the Human Centipede to Bill Boss (who is played by Dieter Laser) hilarious.