Things We Learned From Watching 247°F (Spoilers!)

1. If you have some kind of traumatic psychological issue that requires you to take pills, take your pills.

2. Steam can be made cinnamon flavored.

3. An average-sized college boy can drop shot after shot of moonshine with no problem, but will pass out after smoking half a joint.

4. Having psychological trauma makes it really hard to have a good time.

5. Security at an invitation-only party usually consists of a mumbling Russian guy and a Jamaican.

6. Hyperventilating hysterically is much more effective than breathing normally when you're in a sauna that's filling up with gas.

7. If you go into a sauna and then smoke some weed, you'll forget that you went into a sauna.

8. You can short out an electrical socket with a wet ladle.

9. If you pass out from weed and alcohol, just smoke some more weed when you wake up so you can pass out again.

10. After a guy who you just met sacrifices himself by ripping a 200-degree heater out of the ground, the least that you could do is plug up the gas line.