Some of the best lines (funny or not) - thoughts?

As we have a revisit to the series in my house for those who don't watch football 24/7 (ha), we are really enjoying the banter and funny lines. Some of the lines were classic! Especially the cockpit banter--which showed Sanjeev off to his best.

We love Sanjeev's "pearls!"

But one that we voted one of the best lines ever in PA was Sanjeev in his glory, followed closley by The Tedster.

It was when the sexy pax Ginny comes into the cockpit and says she wants Jujubes but there are none on board. But Ted has a secret stash, and he decides he can get Dean "in" with the woman by giving him his precious Jujubes to give to her.

It works of course; when in London Dean and Ginny trip the light fantastic.

After Dean, Teddie and Sanjeev discover on the return trip that the woman Dean has been boffing is the mistress of a PanAm top executive (!):

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TED: Oh. My. God. You cashed in on the Jujubes.

I would...never...encourage you...to (makes suggestive pumping motion with his fist) with......... he's a vice president!"

DEAN: I don't plan on telling him.

SANJEEV: Coulda been worse. You coulda Jujube'd his wife!

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Oh GOD. Classic.

Any others out there?