I want HILARIOUS GOLD!!!'
I had no idea such gold existed. Lol.
shareHilarious gold was back in Season 4 when they mined 2 ounces for the whole season.
shareJack is such an a-hole. Typical life loser "chasing a dream" instead of actually getting a job and making the dream happen. How much do you think that degenerate pisses away on scratch-off lottery tickets in a year?
shareJack does come off as incredibly immature for his age and what's strange is that his family seems to enable him
Todd constantly acting as if Jack is the best father and grandfather in existence. Not to say Jack isn't a nice person, but he certainly is delusional and quite obviously greedy
for a 70 year old to be obsessed with finding gold is sort of strange to me, as at that point in life you would expect he'd be more focused on, errr, I don't know, things like family and health
it's like he'll never be satisfied and is just constantly obsessing over imaginary lalala land dreams
If i go crazy will you still call me Superman?
He's just plain greedy, as is todd. No matter how much gold they get, it would never be enough. That's why he tried and failed to be a successful miner 30 years ago, yet is back at it again.
If discovery wasn't paying all the bills, they would have been bankrupt years ago. Look at the size of their operation now, there is no way they can afford all that equipment and pay all the workers with the amounts of gold they've mined since S1.
If discovery wasn't paying all the bills, they would have been bankrupt years ago. Look at the size of their operation now, there is no way they can afford all that equipment and pay all the workers with the amounts of gold they've mined since S1.
Jack is a hilariously self-centered greedy old fart. He claims to be a Christian but his real God is gold. When he prays to God it's strictly for God to enrich him with gold. He is hilarious because he acts like this good Christian and he is nothing but a greedy self-centered idiot with a nasally voice and a bunch of idiots who say "lets get some gold for Jack cause it's his dream".
I honestly love the idea of pursuing dreams during one's geriatric years-even childish ones. Perhaps because I've spent so much time around elderly folks whose families and societies have forced them into a role of uselesness, inactivity, and frankly a boring day to day existence.
That said, old Jack perpetuating emotional "Gold Fever" as a responsible business pursuit upon his kids & grandkids is totally immature and irresponsible! Furthermore, I could care less about his stupid dog too.
Jack is the Don Quixote of the Klondike.
shareWhat Jack is really referencing with his hilarious gold comment is the amount of money he is making off the Discovery Channel that he is laughing all the way to the bank with!
shareI want the PROCREATING kind of gold, that PROPAGATES itself as it lays there! "with the invisible man in the sky, all things are possible", to misquote Todd H.. "thank you god for letting us find this gold" -- yeah, right.. where was god in So America when they lost their butts? a good deity would rain gold down on all poor people, LOL.. now that's someone I could worship
My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else - Woody Allen
I want DOG GOLD - gold that comes to you when you call it, and it runs up howling and barking in joy just b/c you are there.. then it can turn into DANCING GOLD and entertain us at night
My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else - Woody Allen
If you add COMEDY to your prayers, the BIG GOD will make your GOLDEN HARVEST a SHOWER OF HILARITY!
My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else - Woody Allen