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If you like your horror films to be well made,


with good acting and a good atmosphere...
I wouldn't recommend this poorly made, poorly acted cheese-fest.
I don't have much to say about this film other than, I watched it last night
and I was pretty much laughing all the way through.
It was so bad in almost every way.
Even the scenes where the kids got murdered were unintentionally funny.
Definitely one for the easily pleased IMO.
4/10

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These movies are meant to be quite funny. It's usually called 'campy' and many people enjoy them for exactly what they are. Some other great campy horror movies include Night(correction RETURN) of the Living Dead, Evil Dead 2, Dead Alive and Shaun of the Dead the list goes on. It's just a different genre than regular horror. Also C.H.U.D., Slither, Killer Klowns from outer Space. Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!


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gingercaputo, did you mean RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD instead of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD?

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I Believe he meant Return :-) That movie is like one of my top 80s flicks :D I need to watch that tonight now haha, thanks :p

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Yes I totally, meant RETURN of the living dead! Whoops. "Send more cops!"

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If it was supposed to be funny, then it should have been a comedy.
But it wasn't funny for the right reasons IMO. All the "laugh out loud" moments
came from the poor script and cheesy kill scenes.
I like campy films like Evil Dead and Killer Clowns but this was nothing like them....IMO.

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If it was supposed to be funny, then it should have been a comedy.
But it wasn't funny for the right reasons IMO. All the "laugh out loud" moments
came from the poor script and cheesy kill scenes.


How do you know it was a poor script? It's possible the script was intentionally written that way to add to the camp. Same goes with the cheesy kill scenes. Cheesy kill scenes are a staple of campy horror movies.

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Maybe it was supposed to be that way, I don't know.
I am just saying, it didn't work for me, sorry.

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I know we all have the right to an opinion, but I believe you are just over emphasising the fact you were disappointed.

Clearly, the movie was not laughable. It wasn't funny in the slightest and it wasn't meant to be. Only morbid people would laugh during the movie.

It was actually really well acted and the atmosphere of the movie was just right, again, in my own opinion.

I am not going to say it was the best horror of all time, but I am also not going to say it was the worst.

It really was everything that IT (1990) wasn't. The clown didn't turn into a huge spider and disappoint fans of true clown fears.

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"Clearly, the movie was not laughable"

Ooooh okay. Sorry, I didn't realize it was up to you to decide what IS or ISN'T funny....
I know it wasn't meant to be funny (I said that in my post)
But it WAS to me...And not because of the content. It could have been a really disturbing film if it wasn't so poorly done.
It was ineffective when it should have been shocking.

"Really well acted"???
It might seem cliched to say you probably don't watch many films, but I can't think of any other reason why you would believe this.
It was NOT "really well acted" at all.
I believe you were just over emphasizing the fact that were impressed...
See what happened?
Trust me I am not exaggerating my opinion because I was so disappointed.
I didn't have high hopes for this film at all, I was afraid it was going to be cheap and corny....And it was.
That is my HONEST opinion.
Oh and IT was a scary film for it's time. Not exactly a good film, but at least the clown was scary.
And don't anybody DARE call me a "troll" for not liking a film lol.

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Every single horror movie I watch, you're always on the board fighting with people. OTHER PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE OPINIONS! It's not our fault that you don't like the same movies as us. You are a minority considering you're always fighting with people who like a movie/don't like a movie that you like. Maybe it's time to stop going on IMDB

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I am not fighting with anyone.
The guy I was talking to, corrected MY opinion on the film.
I said I found it laughable. He says "Clearly it wasn't"
...That is him correcting my own personal opinion. And then I am the one accused of trolling?
You people are pathetic lol. CLEARLY, you are just offended because, deep down
you know you have poor taste in film and it makes you insecure.
You say I give bad horror films 10/10....lol That is hilarious.
Give me ONE example....

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I accept your apology.

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Well, don't because it was obvious sarcasm...Anyway.
TRY and look at things from my POV...
I came on here expressing my thoughts on this film.
I said I found it laughable. Not because I find kids getting killed funny.
But the way it was done was so poor and corny, that it made it funny to me.
There was some extremely poorly delivered lines from characters too.
The actors barely reacted to pain. IMO The acting was for the most poor, nothing above average.
And YOU come along, clearly offended by my opinion and say "Clearly it was not laughable" and accuse me of being dishonest with my own opinion!
And then you act like I'm the @sshole for being offended by that?

"Only morbid people would laugh at this"
now you are generalizing for no good reason! You can't see ANY other reason why someone might laugh at this film?
Personally, I need my horror films to be effective and well made.
This one wasn't IMO.


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I wasn't arguing with anyone, nor was I saying your opinion was incorrect. That was other people saying that to you.

I was merely saying it seems like you came on her over emphasising your hatred for the movie, when you weren't thinking straight. Nobody hates a movie as much as you claimed.

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Nobody hates a movie as much as you claimed.


I'm not sure what you mean by this....I didn't "hate" the film.
I just had a little time, so I felt like expressing my opinion on it.
I'm sorry I was snappy. It just gets to me when people excuse me of lying about my own opinion lol.
So, all I'm gonna say to you is I did mean what I said about the film.
I know some people do overemphasize their opinions when something disappoints them so much. But I can assure you, that isn't what I was doing.
I'm a little too hard to impress with horror films, these days.
I've watched them religiously since I was about 10 (I am now 28)
and most ones I see now are just bad to me.
So, again I'm sorry I was snappy.
That apology WAS sincere lol.

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LOL, it's cool man. I too, watched horror movies all my life from a young age, and I am now 31.

It is obviously going to be harder to impress as an adult as we constantly pick out faults as adults. As a child, we just enjoy and be terrified. Put yourself in a 10 year olds shoes and watch Clown.... It would be scary as hell.

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Oh, of course I would be terrified! lol
I remember watching IT as a kid and that kept me up for weeks.
Now I watch it and I can't help but notice how poorly made and acted it is.
Maybe I was a little too harsh in my OP. I think I am just a little annoyed that I've not seen a decent horror film in a long time.
It was definitely not the worst horror I've seen (Check out Five Across The Eyes)
It's just not something I would watch again and not something I would recommend.
I did appreciate that the concept was fairly original though.

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OP has horrible taste in horror movies. Any bad horror movie, he gives like a 10, and fights people who don't agree with him.

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WTF are you talking about?

"Every bad horror movie, he gives a 10"

Wow, aren't you a ****ing moron lol NAME ONE!
Ticktock, ticktock....

I have been a horror fan for over 25 years and I have great taste.
Look at my list of favourite horror films and name ONE bad film that I have rated 10/10.

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The Babadook. The movie was terrible and you fought with everyone who didn't think it was the best movie ever made.

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Ah, okay so voting 1 film a 10 that YOU did not like, means I have terrible taste?

And I only fought with the people who called the film "stupid"
You can think what you like about the film, it obviously isn't for anyone.
But to call it "stupid" would lead me to believe it went over your head and are most likely just not open minded enough to appreciate it.

But the fact that you thought The Babadook was terrible, but rated films like The Conjuring or Insidious 10/10....Really tells me a lot about your taste.
And you gave Mama a 7? Sinister a 7? The house October Built an 8??
That is hilarious....
Any true horror fan will tell you that it is YOU who has poor taste.
But then again, this is just me retaliating to your insulting reply.
Anyone can do it.
There is a lot of films you like that I don't and vise versa...
But there is also a lot of films that we both like lol.
So, don't go insulting my taste just because it isn't identical to yours.
We can't all be the same ****ing person, can we?

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You're talking about his taste in movies????....that's rich....ok Mr. Grandma's Boy is a 9 but Boyhood is a 1....LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why are most people such idiots? lol
First of all, at least my ratings are public and I am not insecure with my opinions like you are.
Secondly, just because I voted one film higher than the other doesn't mean I think it is a better film.
Grandma's Boy was hilarious. Boyhood is the most overrated film on IMDB IMO.
There will be silly comedies that you prefer over higher rated films.
Unless you are a sheep who just only likes the highly rated films because you want to appear intelligent.
What is it with people deliberately looking at other peoples lists, just so they can point out ONE ****ing that they have a different opinion about?

"AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This guy likes a film that I don't ahahahahaha difference of opinion har ****ing har"

You're a moron.
Anyone can do what you did. Well, not to you because you are too embarrassed to show your ratings.
Boyhood was a pretentious film for pretentious people.
Absolutely nothing redeeming about it whatsoever.
If it hadn't of been for the 12 years gimmick, it would NOT be as highly rated. FACT.
There was no story, no stand out performances, no heart, no emotion, NO ANYTHING!
Now go make your ratings public so I can do to you what you did to me.
Just so you can see how easily it will be.
You wont....

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i left my comment to show you what an idiot you are...you bash me for laughing at your couple of ratings that i cherry-picked after you did the same thing to the other dude...f off hypocrite

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you did the same thing to the other dude


You're the idiot. If you read the whole thing, you will see I only acted that way to this person because they did it to me first. Obviously, you chose not to read that part. Simply because I didn't enjoy "Clown" lol, you decided to just side with the other guy, no matter what they said. This guy joined the conversation with this comment:

OP has horrible taste in horror movies. Any bad horror movie, he gives like a 10, and fights people who don't agree with him.


lol That is humorous to me.

I ask him to give an example and he mentions one film that we disagree on...
So, I did it to him X10. (Hence why he is too ashamed to return and reply)
NEVER do I laugh at other peoples taste unless they do it to me first. Never. The only reason I did it then was to show how easy and pointless it is to do. And how anyone can do it, since taste is subjective.
Same thing I did with you.
Again, you would know this if you had read the whole post.
Unless you did, but are just too ****ing stupid to see it.
Nah, I believe your brain just decided to side with the other dude, simply because he liked a film you liked and I didn't lol.
Seems that's how it works for most people on here.
You wont reply to this.

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I knew you wouldn't reply lol.

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It's too bad that on these boards we all can't have an intelligent conversation about how movies are made and why you liked them or didn't without making personal digs at people. That is what film is all about to me.

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Well, I have explained why I didn't like it. Who have I made a personal dig at?

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Yep....Thought as much.

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My apologies BeOneOfUs, I didn't mean to reply directly to your post as I feel your OP was misunderstood by many of the responses. I agree the movie wasn't very good in general and I have laughed at many horror movie murders when they are "bad" or just really funny. I love movies, and I love talking about them so I do find it frustrating how quickly these boards go downhill in general. Since I'm new to the IMDB boards I thought I was replying to the entire conversation. My bad.

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THANK YOU! lol, finally someone who doesn't try to tear me apart for stating that I didn't like a film!
It seems a lot of people believe this is a site for positive reviews only.
And are too insecure with their own opinions that they cannot handle alternative opinions, and therefore have to insult my taste.
Anyway, don't apologize! I'm just used to people fighting me on here, so I assumed you were doing it too haha!

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BeOneOfUs, you SHOULD really get a life man.
And fighting people with different opinions on this message board don't count.

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What the **** are you talking about? lol
I only fight with the people who start them.
I don't start them.

And I have a life, thanks.

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Lmao, so he has bad taste because he likes a horror movie most horror fans and critics love and he dislikes some silly killer clown movie? The Babadook is a GREAT horror movie, Clown is average at best.

CG GORE IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO THE HORROR GENRE!

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No he's a "Clown" who gets mad at people who don't have the exact same opinion as him.

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Nope. Not happened once lol.
You're delusional, pup.
Quote me, where I have gotten angry at someone for not having the same taste as me.
I will be waiting...

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VHS: Viral board, guy said he didn't like the skateboarding tape.
You said:

BeOneOfUs replied Mar 31, 2015
You don't really know what you're talking about do you? lol
Surely, you can't be that one dimensional?
Do you CHOOSE the things you like? Or do you not just like what you like....Naturally?


And again on that same board, you quoted another guy:

"BeOneOfUs replied Dec 28, 2014

'Bonestorm...let's talk about Bonestorm, easily the worst thing ever committed to film...'


Easily the most exaggerated statement I've ever read."

You're always nasty to people.
A guy replied to you and said he didn't like the movie and you replied with

"BeOneOfUs replied Jan 1, 2015
Why the *beep* are you telling me? "

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You're still here?

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..? My post was from April.

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Okay. It was all out of context, anyway.

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Thanks for defending me, buddy. You talk sense.
Pretty rare thing, these days lol

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I liked it more than you did, but yeah it was pretty damn weak.

CG GORE IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO THE HORROR GENRE!

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Yup, it was horrible. The trailer was pretty damn awesome, but the actual movie sucked. At times it felt like a student film, with some kinda cool clown make-up. The directing and editing was atrocious.

The fact that the director behind this crap is gonna make the new Spider-Man film is so insane that it's hilarious. What the *beep* is Hollywood thinking?

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