Eli Roth gives me bowel gas and horse AIDS, should I see this?
Exactly how much screentime does this man have?
Does lie awake at night, clutching his pillow, as he repeats "I am a manly gringo, I am a manly gringo... I look nothing like a swarthy puke."
"I can't help but notice that there are skulls all over everything. Are we the baddies?"