100 things I learned from watching Aftershock

1. You can ripoff Zach Galifianakis' likeness as long as you call the character 'Pollo'.
2. Hungarian sisters have American accents.
3. Police that catch fire can't be hosed by the water cannon.
4. People who throw rocks at rapists deserve to get set on fire.
5. When your friend is getting raped make sure to watch and do nothing before you run off.
6. Having lots of money doesn't make you bulletproof.
7. Dying in an alley in Chile is still a better health care system than the USA has.
8. Earthquakes attack Churches as well as Night Clubs.
9. Stone washed jeans don't work without a big '80s hairdo.
10. Falling onto a peice of rebar through the leg isn't suffering?
11. Earthquakes attack caves as well.
12. When stomping an axe through someones chest always wear your Converse All Stars.
13. Seeing the ocean makes you laugh out loud...then cry and pass out.
14. Earthquakes attack oceans as well as night clubs...churches and caves.

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