I'll go first:
* Joe Estevez
* Michael Madsen
* Tom Sizemore
* Rutger Hauer
* Robert Z'Dar
* Tony Todd
* Lance Henriksen
* Arnold Vosloo
* C. Thomas Howell
* Rae Dawn Chong
* Robert Miano
* Ernie Hudson
* Jeff Fahey
* Kiefer Sutherland
* Lou Diamond Phillips
Please note that I know how unlikely this is and that this is just for fun.
Michael Biehn
shareRichard Kniel (sp?)
MR T..or maybe H M Murdock
The guy that played Bennett in Commando
Carl Weathers
Ralph Moeller
Tiny Lister
Bolo Yeung
"How's the steak?" "It was poisoned (argh)...and a little rare" (collapses).
Ooh, Madsen would be an awesome choice. Ok, how about...
Wesley Snipes
Kurt Russell
Stephen Seagal
Rutger Hauer
Christopher Lambert
Rowdy Roddy Piper
And who could forget the legendary Don "The Dragon" Wilson?
Cynthia Rothrock.
Michael Dudikoff
Brian Bosworth
Ronda Rousey (if Couture can be in this, so can Rousey)
Everybody seems to forget BRUCE CAMPBELL
"...and we'll see you tomorrow night!"
Josh Holloway;)
shareSamuel L Jackson
Danny Trejo
Bruce Campbell
Robert Patrick
Tom Savini
Zoe Bell
Ving Rhames
Fred Williamson
John Saxon
Michael Jai White
Don "The Dragon" Wilson
Robert Patrick
Bolo Yeung
Bob Wall
...and, looking at my cast list, I'm guessing it would be directed by Robert Rodriguez or Quentin Tarantino. I'd be okay with this.