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Brand new Chuck Norris fact

posted 11 years ago by JSSTyger
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1) The glaciers retreated out of fear of Chuck Norris

Insert your own BRAND NEW Chuck Norris fact!

[–] 11 years ago

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[–] Reading_Rainbow 11 years ago

Chuck Norris put so much "just for men" in his hair and beard that he actually convinced himself that he's not a decrepit, third rate, washed up action star.

[–] JSSTyger 11 years ago

3) Chuck Norris stares when he meditates.
4) Chuck Norris outswam a torpedo

[–] Reading_Rainbow 11 years ago

5) Chuck Norris broke his hip when he fell in the shower because he's old. thankfully he had Life Alert.

[–] JSSTyger 11 years ago

6) Chuck Norris hated Reading Rainbow when he was a kid. Still, Reading Rainbow sweats Chuck Norris.

[–] Reading_Rainbow 11 years ago

7) Chuck Norris is in bed and asleep by 6pm every night. that said, he still only gets 5 hours of sleep a night because his inflamed prostate has him running to the bathroom every half hour.

[–] JSSTyger 11 years ago

8) Chuck Norris shaved his beard once. It broke the razor.

[–] Reading_Rainbow 11 years ago

9) Chuck Norris hates it when kids play on his lawn while he's trying to watch NCIS

[–] ShadowAngelx 11 years ago

Here's a fact for you: Chuck Norris is a typical american: Backwards thinking (i bet he believes in god), retarded, homophobe, xenophobe and a perfect hypocrite (violence is ok, but words like *beep* are baaaaaaaad)

[–] Burnsider 11 years ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the world's only non-hypocrite: ShadowAngelx

[–] jenoor 11 years ago

Chuck Norris was suppose to die three years ago, but Death couldnt muster enough courage to claim him.

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