...or at least in this show, which specializes in eccentric vulgar analogies.
"...you've got to cancel this vote like Anne Frank's bat-mitzvah"
I skipped back just to see how they set it up again, and I love Dan's follow-up: "I think we already put a deposit on the DJ."
Hard to shock Veep fans. That one shocked me.
That Dj line was amazing, i was laughing out loud all by myself
shareThought the line about Eleanor Roosevelt licking pussy was even a little more aggressive. ξ ξ¦
shareWell, her bat-mitzvah didn't go as planned. ξ It's not like anybody is happy about it, it's just the way things went. ξ
shareI think S4 e8
when the veep was sick in bed and they was trying too get the bozo congressman to say no on mommy first bill something like that.....
Tom walks in and overheard something and walks rite out
Bill says o no hunk of the month come back here if I'm in it u in it too
And says so come join the circle of jerks and grab a dick
S4 e9
When tom says Gary is like a 12 year old boy trapped in the body of a 12 year old girl
When tom says Gary is like a 12 year old boy trapped in the body of a 12 year old girl
"Her condition? Jesus Christ, she's a lesbian, not a werewolf".
sharehttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt1759761/board/flat/258852491
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Wait a minute... who am I here?
Just recite anything from Senator Furlong and you pretty much have the most over-the-line lines on most of TV for the past 10-15 years. He holds no punches π.
Opinions are like orgasms. Mine is more important and I don't care if you have one.ξ
How about these...
Furlong to Mike about his mustache "Is that a side effect from your AIDS meds or did you just shave it off Freddie Mercury's corpse?"
Selina to congresswoman Nickelson "I'm gonna have the IRS climb so far up your husband's colon he's gonna pray that the only thing they find is more cancer"
Selina in London "I need someone to drive me to the airport at Diana speed"
Somewhere someone has to put together a compilation of Furlong's Greatest Hits. I would listen to that all day.
sharelike this???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfaALtuZ7vM
In the same vein.. when Selina has been up all night after the mid-term elections in an earlier season, she asks for a bright red lipstick for when she has to do a morning talk show, "so in the morning, my eyes will say holocaust but my lips will say carnival." Pretty disturbing.
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