Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
Because she wasn't wearing a seat belt.
shareLOL!!!! Good one!!!! I suspect even Diana would have a good laugh in Heaven over that one!
I suspect she (and Dodi) laughs ironically in Heaven today over herself dying in a car crash due to an incompetent bodyguard who was too enamored with his own face in the mirror rather than being gunned down by a fanatic homophobic right-winger as she often feared in her life here on Earth.
You are a very peculiar person.
shareI see you are still at it, the guilt will never leave you for being happy that Diana was murdered by the secret service... make jokes but the world knows the truth.
shareI see you are still at it, the guilt will never leave you for being happy that Diana was murdered by the secret service...make jokes but the world knows the truth.
Why did Buttbrain Burrell cross the road away from Kensington Palace after Diana's funeral?
Because he was making a secret getaway with the page stolen from Diana's dream journal so he could sell it to the tabloid rags to cash in on the 'murder' fictions.
Diana would sure laugh at this one if she wasn't so worried about the effect the unscrupulous 'murder' tales have on her loved ones back here on Earth...and that includes her fool of an ex-husband and the bimbo he's now miserably married to, Camoronilla or other.
That's the REAL truth the rest of the world knows...and it relieves Diana in Heaven immensely since she can see the horrid 'murder' lies often upset her dear beloved sons to the point of tears.
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http://cnj1.livejournal.com/12638.html
You're funny, quality trolling right here.
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