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What would you do to not watch this movie?

posted 13 years ago by denverbarndude
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1. Run through a field of metal swords with ICP magnets glued to my entire body.
2. Become a Drag Queen and drive through Alabama in an Audi with the entire car painted with "I'm here to take your guns" and "We are here to turn you Queer".
3. Drive into a lake filled with alligators covered in "all the bacon and eggs" you have.
4. Kill myself. Slowly. Very slowly.
5. Ram a Klondike bar into every orifice I own. And not complain. Once.
Hey, kids, add your own!

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[–] worldofbong 13 years ago

I'd *beep* Rosie O'Donnell to get out of watching this movie..

..okay maybe not.

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[–] worldofbong 13 years ago

I'd *beep* Rosie O'Donnell to get out of watching this movie..

..okay maybe not.

Man, I put an f followed by *** and they still beeped it! Ain't that some *beep* *beep*

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[–] bhikkhu 13 years ago

6. Cut my right arm off with a dull pocketknife.

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[–] Vforvendetta200 13 years ago

7. Perform open heart surgery on myself.
8. Cross the Sahara on foot with nothing but a Coke Zero.
9. Sail the Pacific on a lifeboat with a 400-pound Bengal tiger on board.
10. Release a kidney stone.
11. Pull every single one of my teeth out (no anesthesia).

"Beat on the brat, Beat on the brat, with a baseball bat Oh yeah"

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[–] LuccaBrasi 13 years ago

^ Seen this s*** on the news a good while back.

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[–] Vforvendetta200 13 years ago

also in the movie 127 hours, based on a real story.

"Beat on the brat, Beat on the brat, with a baseball bat Oh yeah"

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[–] Vforvendetta200 13 years ago

No he cut his arm off

"Beat on the brat, Beat on the brat, with a baseball bat Oh yeah"

[–] CQTiger 13 years ago

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[–] BakedCarbon 13 years ago

Just don't buy a ticket you drama queens.

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[–] Vforvendetta200 13 years ago

Drink a margarita mixed with the contents of that blender

"Beat on the brat, Beat on the brat, with a baseball bat Oh yeah"

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[–] JrnlofEddieDeezenStudies 13 years ago

1. Make love to Olivia Munn.
2. Make love to Christina Hendricks.
3. Make love to both Olivia Munn and Christina Hendricks at the same time.
4. Head over the New York State Lottery offices to pick up my 300 million dollars.
5. Be made King of the World.

Or, in other words, I liked this movie quite a bit--4/5, but yeah, there are still things I'd choose over watching it.

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[–] Howlin Wolf 12 years ago

Too late; I've already watched it!

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