Someone who cares please buy D+D from WOTC!
Or give me the money to. Clearly they don't care about the IP and have been driving into the ground for years. Why would they even permit, much less allow, this sort of drek in the first place if they cared even in the slightest?
I've seen better fanfic on no budget at all than this *beep* Remember the two word review for Spinal Tap's album Shark Sandwich? Well it applies here doubly so. Regardless of where anyone comes down on whether to torture terrorists or not everyone will universally agree that forcing ANYONE to watch this would constitute the more unusual and ultimately cruel punishment there is.