Pick one?
Love, Happiness, Kids?
Love leads to kids and unhappiness.
Avoiding love, which implies no kids, means happiness.
So Love leads to unhappiness.
This is because the root of all evil is love. Love is a disease, a chemical imbalance, a state of mental illness.
Avoid love and you will be happy.
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