In memory of the good times.....

I may be beautiful and brilliant, but I don't want to be on your reality show! ;)




A simple mind is a tidy mind.

I may be ugly, but at least I'm not pretty.

Waaaait a minute...😛

I may live by the sea but that doesn't mean my head is under water..


I may revise at a later date if I can come up with a better one. Cute idea Tioga.

I may live in a tract home, but at least I don't have to throw a xanax in my smoothie to get through the day.

Maybe poker's just not your game, Ike. I know, let's have a spelling contest.

I may not be rich, but after watching you twits why would I want to be?

"I like you........I'll kill you last"
Then for next season:
"Remember when I said I'd kill you last? I lied"

Or:
"Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends"