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Nothing good happens on Mars

posted 11 years ago by aballing89
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Can't Hollywood be a little original and have something GOOD happen on Mars? Everybody always dies, there's always an alien involved, always some ancient secret... Does EVERY Mars movie have to be thriller/horror?

[–] walking_bread 11 years ago

agree.
So far, the only thing the NASA Mars Exploration robot Pathfinder has found is a couple of rocks & dust.

[–] The_Proprietor 11 years ago

*Something jumps on the face of walking_bread* End Credits..

If impersonating a Police Officer is an offence, shouldn't actors be imprisoned?

[–] shrugs 11 years ago

You're right. Herbie Goes to Mars sounds like box office dynamite! Why has this not happened yet? Perplexing. Y'know, I tried shopping my original screenplay Mars: The Musical to studios years ago but they just didn't want to know. "Planets can't sing you fcking moron" they'd shout. How do they know what Mars can or can't do? Rude.

What if a squirrel wants a sausage?

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[–] roofall 11 years ago

John Carter wasn't.

[–] oudorper 11 years ago

Yeah, let's film the sound of music on mars.

(Without space suits)

[–] raf-33 11 years ago

The hills are alive with the sound of music, but it's very very faint because the atmosphere is so thin. Now there's a catchy line.

Opinions are just onions with pi in them.

[–] gediminas-morkys 11 years ago

I am sure you meant to say that the hills of red sand have eyes, so better not make a wrong turn or else you might find a cabin in the forest.

[–] jeff-1076 11 years ago

Total Recall had a good ending on Mars.

[–] praxis44241 10 years ago

Suuuure. Tell that to Kuato.

[–] eolloe 11 years ago

Can't Hollywood be a little original and have something GOOD happen on Mars?

Well, what fun would that be?
Booorrrrinnng.

[–] cadenbt 10 years ago

That's because the entire planet of Mars is... haunted.