That old Bernie.....
had one main job in Carthridge Texas and it was to make people look good after they die! He must of been pretty damn pissed off to not fix her up before he stuffed the old coot in her own freezer! But you know what, he was still scared of her after he done it, "he only put 4 bullets in her back not 5 bullets", because he taped the dog gone freezer together! I'm glad that they decided to make a movie about Bernie and not just what he had done, but it was so funny! I kind of wish I'd of known him at the time!!!
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