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So much better than Twilight.


This movie is way better than any Twilight movie. It's funnier, has a better cast, hotter guys, and it's shot better. This basically is the whole story of the first two Twilight movies put into the hands of better directors and a better cast. Btw, Twilight is gay. :)

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LOL i'm not really a Twilight fan but let's be honest all twilight movies are better than this movie even and this is just unfunny crap made by untaltented and unfunny people.

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I hate Twilight, but this movie is amazing. I respect your opinion, but I love these guys. Meet The Spartans was hilarious and Disaster Movie was good, too. It's not hard to make a move that's better than Twilight. You can't compare it to anything cause it's a piece of *beep* that's only popular because of old ladies and little kids that think the main guys are hot (which they aren't).

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Twilight is garbage, this is garbage and you're a retard.

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Vampires Suck cost about the same as Twilight did (both around 20 million), so it shouldn't be a surprise. Twilight was basically a melodrama filmed on the cheap with crummy actors (aside from Michael Sheen in New Moon), so the quality is more noticable in it than it is in Vampires Suck. Actors are about of equal quality n00bs, but since it's not meant to be taken seriously it's easier to forgive any lines that sound bad, while Twilight was fully serious.

Basically, think about this: have a crappy blue screen effect of a meteor in the background with a guy clearly reading his line badly. If done as a drama from Roland Emmerich, you'd be far more picky about the quality than you would if it was a comedy from F&S.

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lol i know it's not hard to be better than twilight but i just think these guys fail to make a better movie. I will say this is a little better than DIsaster Movie but it's not saying much.

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This is like comparing two turds, no matter what conclusion you get, you're still left with sh*t.

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well i didn't walk out of this one so ....

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Maybe you fell asleep before you could.

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actually i was making out with my girlfriend :=}

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Well there you go, you had something to distract you from how bad it was.

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You could have been kissin a dead, half rtted ape and it still would have been more entertaiing.

Im 13 and I can hate movies. Deal with it!
I am the self declared Destroyer of Jokes!

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So, there are people on Youtube comments saying that Night of the SS Zombies (The Chilling) is better than Twilight. I personally think that both Night of the SS Zombies and Vampires Suck are both worse than Twilight, but belive me, that aint saying much.

Im 13 and I can hate movies. Deal with it!
I am the self declared Destroyer of Jokes!

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this *beep* is better than twilight by a mile
twilight trilogy is the second worst movies ever made right after high schoool musical triolgy

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