You gotta admit it's an improvement - Vampires Suck (2010) Discussion

[–] almighty_cinder 14 years ago

Half the trolls on here haven't even seen it. They're just quoting the same complaints they had about Disaster Movie and assuming that no one will notice.

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[–] chips-19 14 years ago

And if we do, you are gonna say "If you knew it was bad than why did you watch it?" and then are gonna laugh at how much cash you are making promting this piece of sh!t!

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[–] chips-19 14 years ago

Yeah, because the Twight films were full of refrences to Jersey shore and the black eyed Peas. And also, it is a bit reduntant to prasie a remake for staying on topic. The remake of Kng Kong didnt randomly had celebrity lookalikes thrown in ? It ould be pretty bad!

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[–] almighty_cinder 14 years ago

It still had Jack Black as the lead in a non-comedy. In mean, why the hell do you cast Jack Black of all people in a film and not give him any funny material.

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[–] bkelly9505 14 years ago

Maybe Jack Black wanted to try a serious role. Who knows? I've stopped questioning Peter Jackson's casting decisions when he gave the lead roles in "Heavenly Creatures" to an unknown British television actress and a high school student who'd never acted professionally. Since then, that unknown has co-starred in the highest-grossing film of all time (then) and that student has developed a healthy career co-starring with Matt Damon and George Clooney.

BTW, are you aware that Peter Jackson's "King Kong" was not the first remake of the film? There was another in the 70s, but you're not likely to see it much after 9/11. Kong climbs the World Trade Center at the end.

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[–] almighty_cinder 14 years ago

I know, it even had a sequel, King Kong Lives. It was mentioned a lot in The Big Hit.

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[–] ryansassy1 14 years ago

Why are you calling it a remake? It's a parody.
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[–] General_Friday 14 years ago

This film is a vast improvement over the last several "movies" that have come out in recent years. I don't know if these other flicks have caused my expectations to be lowered extremely, or if I hate the twilight saga so much that any spoof of it is amuzing, or both. All I know is that I was laughing hysterically throught most of its duration, and that's enough for me.

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[–] Gaydolf_Hitler 14 years ago

It doesn't matter if a spoof movie spoofs multiple movies, shows, or people, that's why they call them spoof movies. They just have to be funny. Wasn't happening here.

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[–] kkkkk_ailtjelm 14 years ago

I thought there would be a female vampire named Ursula in the movie seeking the truth about all toothpaste-ads? hehehe.

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[–] anaconda89 14 years ago

I don't recall Vampires Suck being filled with references to Jersey Shore and The Black-eyes Peas either. Both those scenes probably took up about 10 seconds of the entire film.
Plus, throwing in pop-culture references is nothing new to spoofs. Take a look at Airplane. There was one scene I never found funny,the "Jim never has a 2nd cup of coffee at home". Turns out it was based on some TV advert that was around at the time.
So while Vampires Suck did throw in some pop culture on the whole it did stick to the main topic of spoofing the Twilight series the same way that Airplane mostly spoofed Zero Hour.
Now whether you found it funny or not is another matter altogether. I personally thought it was funny. I also liked the other spoofs these guys have done as well. Sometimes I'm in the mood for deep thinking so I'll watch something like Shutter Island, but other times I just want some dumb humour to lighten up my day. I know that by admitting I like this film I'm opening myself to abuse from all kinds of people who will probably compare me to Adolf Hitler or say My IQ is half of George W. Bush but I really couldn't care less what those people think.

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[–] chips-19 14 years ago

Well, if you compare this to Twilight as Airplane is to Zero Hour, than It is a remake. nd as for the refrences in Airplane, at least those were acual humor. Look at the Kareem Abdul part. In the future when he is long forgotten, the joke still works as it could be any generic basketbll player. In 40 yers, are people going to be able to do that?

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[–] anaconda89 14 years ago

I agree with you about that particular refrence, but I think that all spoofs suffer from ageing to certain degrees. Airplane has aged very well and I don't believe the same will happen to any of Friedberg/Seltzers. However when it comes to me I only really care about what people in 20 years tme will think of films. I personally enjoy their brainless entertainment and I do have a very immature side to me so do find vomit and fart jokes funny (I should be ashamed of that I know).
But like I said in my original post, humour is subjective and I do believe that Vampires Suck was following the same spoof formula that Airplane was to Zero Hour, whether they did it well will be up to the individual viewer. I'm not in any way implying that Vampires Suck is on the same level as Airplane but I thought it was an entertaining enough film which made me laugh. Some agree, most disagree but that's up to them.

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[–] tomorowzbeterdaydie 12 years ago

yep it's improvement cause
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Jenn Proske looks so much prettier than kristen stewarts

Matt Lanter is so much hotter than robert patinson in any of his movies , and

Chris Riggi is so hot that jacob lautner fails at everything compare to Riggi

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