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Inarritu: DO NOT FORGET THAT I AM THE DIRECTOR AND HOW GREAT I AM

posted 9 years ago by BrotherCrabtree
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WITH EVERY SWAY OF THE CAMERA in Deh Revehnante Do NOT forget that I Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu hired THE one and ONLY CHIVo who breathed in MALICK'S vapors!!! I do not hire no nameless faceless fameless awardless staff no no no no no nonono no no no no no no no no noo nno nonono

YES yes YES although I AM of the Brown Flesh I can watch fully and COMPREHEND and DROOL over any one of Terrence MALICKS amazing WORKS OF CULTURAL MASTERPIECE CINEMA ART HISTORY AND I UNDERSTAND THEM COMPLETELY OK!!!! DO NOT FORGET ME CHIVO TELL THEM

REMEMBER HOW AMAZING bread pit waz in BABELLE?? I SENT HIM TO A DESERT THEN A hospital AND A BARE VAGINA HAIL ME INARRITU WHAT HOW WHAT WHEN HOW i can make actorz act... BY MAKING THEM FEEL PAIN CHIVO TURN ON THE CAMERA

MORE TRICKS AND PAINS IN TEH REVENANTE I KNOW PAIN many pains for people to watch yesss pain izz ARTE yesss but not my pains tho just EVERYONE ELSES ESPECIALLY TORTURED WOMEN CHIVO WHERE ARE U film the clouds and leaves NOW NOW

I WON last year and i will WIN again HI CHIVO WHATS YOUR AVAILABILITY TAKE A PICTURE OF ME WITH THELeonardo DiCaprio, who played TWO KINGS!!!!!! in The Man In The Iron Mask (1998) I BET U DIDN'T KNOW THAT I KNEW THAT MOVIE WELL I DO BECAUSE I INARITU am a monk of cinema. My job is to watch CINEMA and copy ALL THE PAINFUL STUFF and some SHARP ANGLES because u must know that i too... watch those films... that you see... on those.... MOVIE LISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO NOT DENY ME!!!! CHIVO WHATS YOUR AVAILABILITY

[–] zaweible 9 years ago

I disagree with the message you're trying to put out there, but I still laughed my @$$ off. Good job, señor.

[–] DarthSil 9 years ago

Dude, switch to decaf. Immediately.

"A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference." Eeyore

[–] zaweible 9 years ago

Lol I posted that around 1:30AM local time. I'm always up that late regardless of my caging intake, it's just how I operate.

[–] DarthSil 9 years ago

I was talking to the other guy. Clearly he needs to chill.

"A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference." Eeyore

[–] zaweible 9 years ago

Oh ok, that makes more sense. You just hit the wrong reply button so that it looked like you were replying directly to my comment, it happens.

[–] taran-rod 9 years ago

Yep, Innaritu is the new Steven Spielberg... So much noise, so little satisfying results... All right, Birdman was absolutely brilliant, but that's fine you know, the Academy? No need to fill this guy with Oscars no matter what piece of trash he will do...

[–] lmaryjuarez 9 years ago

Jajajaja very funny. Both The Revenant and The Tree of Life are the most beautiful movies I´ve seen in quite a long time on the big screen.

[–] usernumber655321 9 years ago

Well played. Folks need to start mocking this pretentious goofus (innaritu) more. He NEEDS it.

[–] cdleorivera 9 years ago

I'd fight you over your opinions on Iñárritu except this is kinda true and actually very funny lmao.

[–] The-Mandarin-Cometh 8 years ago

Hillarious!

[–] The-Mandarin-Cometh 8 years ago

Bump!