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Hahahaha, What??? Seriously how many of these movies is he going to do?

posted 13 years ago by BirdDawg65
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"Hey Jason, got a great idea for a movie for you to star in."

"Goh won"

"You're a former (special forces/assassin/body guard) who has been hired to do one more job, but something goes wrong and he has to risk it all to save (an innocent little girl/innocent and sexy daughter of a bad guy/the love of his life)."

"souns grate"

"and as per your standard contract you're going to have at least six scenes with your shirt off so you can flash your muscles as well there will be at least two kissing scenes and at least one steamy (make out/love making) scene with the hot actress of your choice."

"Dun. Bookit"

"OH i almost forgot to mention, there's going to be like four car chase sequences as well there will be a scene where you're surrounded by like fifteen guys but you're able to fight them off with your bear hands as they come at you one at a time rather then just shooting you."

"shweet"

[–] SamMalone07 13 years ago

^ This FTW.

[–] AxleRoads 13 years ago

They asked a similar question to Jason in an interview. He laughed for 15 minutes and lit up a cigar with a hundred dollar bill, put the cigar out, relit it with another hundred dollar bill, and then threw the lit bill on a pile of money torching everything.

This didn't actually happen but I am sure the money is the motivating factor. At least he doesn't play a hitman.

[–] artyfilmsareformongs 13 years ago

Thats the best post ive seen in ages, had me cracking right up, nice one OP

[–] Smiling_slinky 13 years ago

This is some of the funniest content I have read today, thank you posters.

[–] nolanism 13 years ago

That was the funniest *beep* I've ever read. I'm sitting sick in bed, basically coughing up a lung because I'm laughing so hard. Thank you for that excellent joke, sir.

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[–] Staley67-02 13 years ago

Don't watch his movies then D-bag.

"I see dumb people"

[–] FrodeFalch 13 years ago

This movie is for guys with testosterone who like action. If you dont like movies like this, then stay away. The movie marked is big enough that any man can find a movie he likes.

I stay away from movies like twillight and other movies that i KNOW i wont like.

Looking at the trailer, this is gonna be a good movie for me. And i am so glad that at least there still is ONE actor who choose to do only pure action movies.

Go jason!

[–] TheEightiesAreBack 13 years ago

I agree with FrodeFalch 100%

I miss the good 'ol days of testosterone fueled action movies. I'm glad Statham is trying to bring it back.

[–] shrugs 13 years ago

Too much testosterone will make you BALD! Be sure to cut these movies with trips to the ballet and cupcake decorating classes.

What if a squirrel wants a sausage?

[–] JWiLL552 13 years ago

Exactly.

I don't watch a Statham movie for well crafted, sweeping dialogue or conceptually brilliant plot themes. I just expect an interesting enough story for him to kick ass to. This one looks promising enough.

[–] abinferno 13 years ago

Yeah, and how many Rocky movies is that guy Sylvester Stallone gonna do? Jesus, wtf is this guy's problem?

[–] Mossap 13 years ago

I don't think he's complaining about the movie as much as how ridiculous it is that Statham keeps making the same movie under different titles.

[–] kenburke0627 13 years ago

How many of those type of movies is he going to do?

Hopefully, a million!

[–] yfguitarist 13 years ago

"Weh do I soin op?"

[–] stevensbenjames 13 years ago

You sir, are a genuis.

Funniest post i have read in a LONG time :)

I'm very depressed. I think i'll go lose some money.