The plot came from ...
I'd never heard of this film until this morning when I read its description on Xfinity:
In this explosive thriller, a suicidal cage fighter (Jason Statham) protects a 10-year-old Chinese math prodigy from the Triads, the Russian mafia, and corrupt cops, after the little girl memorizes a numerical code that could be the key to a fortune.
... and I couldn't help but think of those "crime fighters" generators (http://theyfightcrime.org/). Tell me that they didn't get this film's premise from the generator:
He's a suicidal cage fighter with nothing left to lose. She's a gold digging child prodigy on the run from the mafia. THEY FIGHT CRIME!
Okay, I'll go sit over here and be quiet.
(There's a more visually appealing generator at http://theyfightcrime.net/.)
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"Will you be okay on the futon?"
"Oh, the futon. Isn't that Japanese for 'insomnia'?" share