Actually the creature design was so dumb imo that it made me worried about Star Wars 7..turns our I was wrong AND right.
Wrong because PLENTY of the creatures in Star Wars 7 are cool, even use animatronics much of the time, and just had a cool appearance.
RIGHT because of spaghetti and meatballs...or thats atleast what I call those HORRIBLE, TERRIBLY designed monstrosities that were aboard the Millenium Falcon. OMG I hated that scene so much, to the point it took me OUT of Star Wars. I NEVER thought that a creature from STAR WARS would actually take me OUT of Star Wars.
It would be ONE thing if the creature had a cool design and stayed in the scene.
Or another thing if their lousy design atleast had GOOD cgi.
NEITHER
it was just a pointless scene (you can argue saying, Chewbacca was ruined...like his arm hurt. Or Rey HAD to save Finn in a random pointless scene rather than a good one, OR that it showed what Han Solo was up to over the past 30 years...which I guess is JUST owing gangs money and nothing more interesting...but NONE OF THE ABOVE. It was just "Hey Han Solo..you owe us money" Han Solo says "F__ ALL Y'ALL" then spaghetti and meatballs wreak havoc in a typical SyFy channel scene that happens to be placed in the middle of a STAR WARS movie. Which took me so much out of the movie, I can't even call the movie "great" to me it's nothing more than "good".
Like "hey did you like Star Wars A New Hope?"..."yes I dod :)" ... "COOL want to see the reboot this December?"..."oh it's a reboot?"..."well basically, we basically start out the same, were being re-introduced to this world, AND hell, we even got Death Star 2.0...it's WAYYYYYYYY bigger than the Death Star, even though it can be destroyed MUCH easier. All you need is Finn with his "force" to GUESS where to "blow up" the Death Star, The Force made him a VERY good guesser. He didn't even realize it either, he just guessed and whent along with it, almost endangering the lives of others only without much care, because he is just concerned about rescuing Rey. WELL his guess paid off because everything went smoother than butter. Even managed to destroy the extra extra EXTRA large Death Star in about 20 minutes."...."oh yeah..it IS a remake! just a very very fun remake atleast"
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