I don't want to see this...

Yes. And I think the most obvious option is to write your own stupid movie to market to fools. Here's an idea: A movie about sexy Frankenstein teenagers. At first, they are ashamed of the fact that they're Frankensteins, so they hide it with makeup and try to blend in. As the movie progresses people become aware that the Franks are really good at soccer. So now, other people want to be Franks. It's cool to be one. But, not all is well, because the jocks are still douches and they torch some of the houses the Franks live in, including Grandma Frank and she dies. The town bans together to push the jocks out, but it turns out the jocks are really mummy men and not so easily defeated. To make things more complicated, one of the mummy jocks falls in love with a Frank. !!!! Will the Franks and mums reconcile and coexist? Will the two love birds be made martyrs for awareness? I guess I'll have to wait until you write the thing to find out!