Ancient Aliens Drinking Game

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A stitch in time, saves your embarrassment.

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Heh, I came up with this about a week before this thread started and posted it on FB. So I'm just going to cope/paste it all here for the giggles.

I download and watch a lot of documentaries that cover a wide range of topics and themes. So tonight I'm watching "Ancient Aliens" from the H2 Channel, and I think I came up with a drinking game for this show. Unfortunately, it might be responsible for a lot of deaths or even alien sightings due to excessive alcohol poisoning. Here is what I got so far:
1 - When someone says, "Ancient Astronaut Theorist(s)" - 1 shot
2 - Whenever a religious text is referenced (like Veddas, Bible, etc.) - 2 shots
3 - Whenever petroglyphs are shown that look like aliens. - 1 drink
4 - Whenever a CG ball of light or other alien ship is shown flying around. - 2 drinks
5 - Any mention of "greys". - 1 shot and 1 drink
6 - Whenever a famous megalithic (giant stone) site is shown (Machu Picchu, Pyramids, Stonehenge, etc) . - Chug 1 bottle of beer
7 - Whenever Giorgio Tsoukalos, David Childress, Erich von Daniken, Jonathan Young, or George Noory appear. - Rub the contents of a mini bottle of vodka in your eyes.
8 - If you start to believe anything you see on the show as absolute fact. - Bash a bottle over your head and slit your throat with the jagged edges once you regain consciousness.

I would have come up with more, but lost interest.

Actually Junkie1975, that is good, and bet when discussing the earth revolving around the sun gave some the same game concept! :)

Every time Giorgio appears on screen, and his hair is in need of a combing. 1 shot.

When this Line comes up: " Or could it be...."

"Hail to the king, baby" :OD

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