FUNNIEST LINES?


for me, it was the whole scene where they meet the assassin and his gf.
and later, the line that had me rolling was when the assassin was talking to dwayne and said "your bomb boy just jumped me, tossed my bitch like a *beep* rag doll..." lmao!

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that was a great line

" you just became the hit!!."
"I'M A PIMP."


"YOU HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER AND I KNOW ALL THE F_CKING DETAILS!!!!"

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The line about the Contra code and the other line by Michael Pena about being shot in the neck with a pen.





"Oh, my God. Bear is driving! How can that be?!"

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"you're a pimp!!!"

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You're twins. Did you feel it when I was *beep* her?

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Will grabs a beer early in the day and enters the living room:

Chet: Maybe you should pace yourself. It's noon on a Saturday.
Will: Fridge is full, man. We're all good.

Hahahahaha

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"your a pimp!"

the whole first exchange when they meet chango "iss so preedy bro, look aat it!"

and also when chet says "i don't know, *beep* are getting set on fire, we need to leave now"

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when Nick shows up to school with the bomb vest on and Chet says "And your first though was to come to a school, filled with young children???"

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this line made me chuckle so hard...

"You deflowered my sister and I know all the ****** details"

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"i got shot with a PEN ..!"

lmao

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