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How do we campaign for this POS to win the Razzie for worst film?


Because I like to volunteer and help make sure it wins. Its really one of the costliest, crappiest, longest one train wreck of a film. Once Jupiter was saved for the 6th time by hover-elf-boy and something about how bees could detect princesses and crap about cloning/reincarnation, ridiculous dialogue blah, blah, blah it was obvious this convoluted mess deserved to win the Razzie.

Bad is too kind to describe this over the top crapfest, I think abortion is more in line because you rather have one then watch this again.

I can't believe Warner Brothers gave these guys a check of $170 million and apparently none of these people actually asked to see the script. Or ever visited the set. Or asked anyone do they know what the thing is about. Its obvious when they got to see the first rough cut someone yelled, "WTF was this shyt??????" and moved this thing to February with the small hope it dies a quick death. Oh that happened, but not before thousands of people managed to watch it around the world and here we are today. You should've just buried the negatives in a landfill in Libya and called it a day Warner Brothers. That way you're POS film wouldn't be up for 8 razzies.

This was an affront to everyone. It was so bad, I went and emailed people telling them don't watch it. Don't waste your time. Some did anyway and now they regretted it too.

It is kind of one of those its so bad its good movies but the problem is its so long, overstuffed and plain ridiculous even that gets boring....although Stephen Hawking was so bad in it you're almost mesmerized by how crappy his acting was in this. That alone is almost worth watching it...almost. How is Channing Tatum going to live this shyt down? Guy finally started having a credible career after those bad dance movies and GI Joe and you fall into this crap? Seriously Tatum? Did you not read the script either?

Anyway I'm going to campaign for this one if I can. I never do any real charity work but I figure its time to finally give back. Let the world know this is really, really bad. Yes most of the world never watched it but you never know some poor kids in a third world country somewhere could put this on because their electricity is back on and do you want them to suffer more by seeing this? Shame on you!

We have to do all we can people. Whose part of the cause? It has begun.

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It was so bad, I went and emailed people telling them don't watch it.


BRB emailing people about your post. It's that bad.

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As bad as this film is, at least it has beautiful music and a fairly exciting ending. There are two worse films:
The Crapful Eight: almost 3 hours of mind boggling inconsequential, nonsense dialogue and nine ( Tarantino can't even count because there are nine principal players ) turd characters. But the absolute worse is:
Crappie. Containing 3 of the scummiest characters ( which the film apparently wants you to root for ) ever put on film and a ghetto robot. I watched in absolute horror ( as my wife kept pleading with me to leave ) this monstrosity of a film from the director of the brilliant District 9 and left the theatre wondering how he could sink so low

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