Pure Garbage

Thank you for this incredibly eloquent and illuminating post.

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I sense the butthurt is strong in you. Good... good... I can feel your anger

So many bad films in 2015. Was this the worst?

I wasn't a huge fan either. Not the worst movie I ever saw though. My thoughts (with minor spoilers, although the OP would probably say it is hard to spoil garbage):

1) I had no real feelings of attachment for any of the characters. I would not have cared if they all got killed off. Maybe the cousin who tried to sell of Jupiter's eggs. He was somewhat endearing.

2) The special effects moved around so fast, my tiny brain could not follow them. Like many movies today, it just bounced from one CGI scene to another. They could have replaced Channing Tatum with the Incredible Hulk in a lot of those fast moving clips and I would not have noticed.

3) Jupiter came off way too accepting and comfortable with everything. Sure there was the token gesture of befuddlement saying "this must be a dream" or looking confused when people referred to her as "your majesty", but then she just kind of went with it like someone who had been zipping between galaxies all her life. I didn't buy her reactions to the events that befell her.

4) Way too many just in the nick of time events for my liking. I can handle one or maybe two, but there was just one dumb barely got by event after another. I know this is science fiction, but giving the scenarios some sense of reality would help me forget for a second that it is a movie and believe that the characters are more than just cartoons.

I wonder if users like Honky Lips are actually paid posters. Paid by competing studios to rubbish the movie in social media to help whatever it's up against at the box office.

Otherwise, there doesn't seem to be any point or reason to making a post like this. Unless some humans are just that pathetic and immature.