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I try not to use the word 'retarded' often

posted 10 years ago by imajestr
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but I can't find any other way to describe this movie. Having no expectations, I put it on as background noise while doing some other mindless tasks, and every time I looked up I found myself laughing hysterically, and it is not supposed to be a comedy.

People make fun of Michael Bay movies, but Transformers has got nothing on this steaming pile.

I can just see the director coming up with ideas: "And then, the guy comes out of the woods and he's like "BRAAAGH!" and the other guy is like "KRRBRAAH! YOU KILLED MY WIFE OR MOM OR WHATEVER!" and then Abraham Lincoln is like, "FOUR SCORE AND SEVEN KUHHH-" [SLOOOWWWWW MOOOOOOOOTION] "BRAAAAGGHHH!""

[–] qwerty-26 10 years ago

This movie is a whole lot better than a Transformers movie. A least this movie is plausible.

[–] actionkamen (23176) 4 years ago

Both are equally not plausible.

[–] raf-33 9 years ago

From the style of your comment I would have to call you a liar and posit that you use the word 'retarded' a lot, probably towards anything that displeases you. I imagine that in your conversations it is interchangeable with the word 'gay'.

Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived. -Isaac Asimov

[–] Mehki_Girl 8 years ago

I think you're right! Why come here to critize and take pains to let us know you had it on as background noise. He knows he watched from beginning to end enthralled. Yeah limited vocabulary - gay, balls, fart, retarded - I'd bet.

[–] partydjz (425) 7 years ago

This film is pubescent trash, anyone with a thinking mind should recognize it as pure garbage.

[–] Stratego (31076) 5 years ago

You missed the part where he had to laugh because it was such crap? Pretty much the same as people laughing at you.

[–] Stratego (31076) 5 years ago

So should we assume you sleep with your mother based on your comment?

[–] Stratego (31076) 5 years ago

It was really bad.