To the Ladies on This Board Who Preferred Lou, I am Your Guy
I have no luck with women. I do not know why. I am often told I look like Seth Rogen...a cleaner, less pottymouthed Seth Rogen (substitute the marijuana for a good martini). I also am a very good cook, as Lou is, but I could not eat chicken every night. A few times a night, sure, but not every night. I actually make an excellent coq au vin, but I digress.
So if any of you ladies are interested, let me know. If not, get on the nearest rickshaw and go away.
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