Dear "Colossal Ninja"
Don't call yourself "colossal" when you're under six feet tall. You are only colossal in your mind.
shareHe is Colossal for Ninja Warrior. They are all small. The guys that are 180 and above are referred to as having big bodies. The Colossal ninja weighs 225.
shareAll you had to say was:
It's because he's fat not tall.
What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?