At 10:01 PM, EST, September 5, 2016, the NBC Network announced that Mighty Kacy Catanzaro has been issued the first "Wild Card" to appear in the National Finals of the "American Ninja Warrior" tournament, 2017 edition. Let's all get behind her! Details to follow! ๐
shareIs this really news? This is like saying water is wet.
M is fearless, she's the original honey badger, she doesn't give a sh!t! - Nekojita
In related news, Congress met in a special session and amended Article 2 Section 1 of the Constitution to reduce the minimum age from 35 to 25, thereby eliminating the last remaining barrier to Catanzaro running for President.
Late word is she'll get a wildcard spot in the upcoming debates.
No word on her VP pick yet.
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Laugh all you want, but she's still probably a better pick than anyone who ran for any party this year.
she's still probably a better pick than anyone who ran for any party this year.
Dark - I agree.
shareI think they'll do a remake of Gidget with Kacy in it.
How long do you think she'll stay atop her surfboard before going into the drink? ๐
shareHow long do you think she'll stay atop her surfboard before going into the drink?