Asylum needs to stop...
I ran into my mom at the video store, which is liquidating. She was grabbing some movies, because they were all 10-25% off. And what does she have in her hands?
The Asylum rip-offs...
Sherlock Holmes
Paranormal Entity
The Terminators.
Because she thought that the Sherlock Holmes movie was the Guy Ritchie/RDJ version. I told her that she'd like Paranormal ACTIVITY because she likes Ghost Hunters, and she accidentally grabbed this one because the title and cover were so similar. And she thought The Terminators was the original The Terminator.
Thankfully, I was able to explain the confusion before she actually bought them. Sheesh, Asylum! You almost made my mom waste nearly $30 on your filth! How can you actually be proud about that? When sales of your films are probably made up of people who grabbed the wrong movie...
"Give Me Immortality, Or Give Me Death"