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Possible titles of Matt's book


Let's have some fun and think of possible titles for the book. :) Please submit your ideas, mine are:

' Deadbeat Dad'
' 9 kids and counting'
' Confessions of a conman'.
' That ain't my baby, nah'.
' Babymamas dramas'

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'confessions of a Teen Mom stalker'

'You haven't heard anything yet'

'Matt's guide on how to become famous for no reason at all'

that's all I can think of but I love '9 kids and counting' that is perfect!

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"Just Baierly".

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'Hillbilly Heaven with Portwood"
"From Narcotics Anonymous to Barely Famous"

"Setting the Record Straight About Nothing"

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'Codiene to Coattails'

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"How To Repopulate The Earth In One Year"

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Apparently the title is 'You have no fjucking idea.The naked truth about my life'. And he is naked in his book cover..

I sjit you not...

http://www.moderntopics.com/amber-portwood-talks-institutionalization-matt-baier-releases-grotesque-book-cover

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Why I don't listen to warnings like yours, I have no idea. . .there's not enough eye bleach to get that image to go away!

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I saw this earlier.

"Sometimes what I type doesn't make any sense because of the iPad."— By Me.

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MY EYES!!!!!! Ugh. That was disgusting. Man boobs.

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Hahahahah omg that cover. Kill it with fire.

Also, I'm not sure what to think about the black eye speculation in that article. Kinda does look like a shiner, and that heavy filtering on the camera is suspect, but that's a bold accusation to make. I could probably see Matt beingabusive and Amber not speaking out to avoid proving people right, though.

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O-M-G. And that is probably with photo shopping! Let's just all pray Gary does not follow suit with a similar cover on his book if he ever does one.

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Let's just all pray Gary does not follow suit with a similar cover on his book if he ever does one.


Hahaha! god I could have lived without that mental picture. And it was only made worse by the fact that my brain inexplicably conjured up images of those cinnamon buns drenched in icing he was making earlier this season. Whyyyyy?

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I had a worse, more disturbing mental picture of freaking gross Gary in that creepy Easter Bunny costume and how he probably wore it later for Amber with a hole cut out for his weiner. Ewww

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Hahaha. Worst. Glory hole. Ever.

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Eeeeeeew!

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I laughed when Matt was saying things like "I want to write this book so the truth comes out about my life." Ummm, ok pal.. Because you can't lie in a book to make yourself look like a better person than you really are?? Lmao.

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1. Matt's seeds (I know gross)
2. The book of seeds.
3. The charming scamma.
4. Everyone lies about me.
5. Did you see this article? ( since every episode he has to bring some article up.)

"Sometimes what I type doesn't make any sense because of the iPad."— By Me.

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Hahahhahaha. So funny. Love those

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Matt's seeds eeew :)

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Welll.... It's the truth,nyes got like 10 kids.

"Sometimes what I type doesn't make any sense because of the iPad."— By Me.

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