Amber's Trashy Face


Amber has such a white trash face. Her cheeks are so chubby that her eyes are sinking into her head. Does she think the bottle blond and dark lipstick make her look glamorous? She looks like a hooker.

My favorite is when she says she wants people to know the real Amber, and yet she sits there looking like Jabba the Hut with fake hair color, fake eyelashes, and a fake chest.

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Jabba the Hut!!!! HAHAHAHA that was a good one!

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You know these are real human beings you are talking about...just because they somehow appeared inside of the mogical color box in your living room doesn't now make it ok for you to talk about a young person. Be careful, you may end up in that box one day, and some lonely internet hate nerd will take time to write an opus on your imperfections

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You know these are real human beings you are talking about...just because they somehow appeared inside of the mogical color box in your living room doesn't now make it ok for you to talk about a young person.


I don't mean to be mean or start arguments but I too have gotten the ' Don't talk about said person that way' thrown at me. And I don't get it.This is a discussion/message board of a magical color box show and it's a public one. Meaning everyone can join in the discussion.

As much as you have the right to post she has the right to say that Amber has a trashy face if that is how she feels.

Dear Warden. You were right. Salvation lies within.

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Please ignore comments by snowflakes that defend people that are paid to be public figures. If they agree to be on television people will form opinions, may try be positive or negative.

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Its funny how I once heard in the film Network and I quote "We're in the boredom killing business" and although that was the 70s its so true today. Whoever decides to be appear in your magical color box in your living room, they are now and forever task with killing the viewers boredom or bore-dumb as I call it. However, no longer does the actual content of the 22 minute to 52 minute programming satisfy the viewer. The bore-dumb audience blood lust for more. They set their emotional sights on the actual talent and inadvertantly begin projecting all of their personal insecurities and life missteps on that person. This allows the bore-dumb audience to now enjoy the additional sensation of harshly judging and finger
wag which makes them dillusionally believe they are somehow better than these on screen souls. "Hell, being fired from Checkers sucks but at least I know I can go home and shout at my tv all the cowardly things I would never say to a soul in person." - You

P.S. Im not Amber or Matt under some alias but i bet on a stack of Bibles you would never say any of this "message board" talk to Amber in her face. She's clearly with the *beep*

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She's delusional to think that she can look like Marilyn Monroe. Maybe she should set her sights a little lower and aim for Amy Shumer.

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She reminds me of Roseanne, more so when she doesn't have makeup on.

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It's a mix of hilarious and sad that she thinks this look works on her.

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