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Tina really needs a reminder that zombies aren't meant to be cuddled!

posted 8 years ago by kodakjones
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There's nothing romantic about zombies Tina! No, you cannot train them to be your boyfriends at a moment's notice! You cannot kiss the undead and turn your head flirtatiously to get their attention and make them fall for you!

It doesn't work that way! Zombies swarm, they are dangerous, they are the living dead. If you're lucky and a zombie bites you, you become a zombie. if you're unlucky and a zombie bites you---there would be nothing left to reanimate especially if it's in a head injury situation. They don't respond to familiar people and situations! They just look ahead and see food then they bite, and they bite deep. THEY ARE THE UNDEAD THEY KILL THEY ARE NOT SEXY!!!!!!!!
BITE THE BRAIN TINA!!!! OH GOD.

[–] Tresix 8 years ago

Taking this kind of too seriously, aren't you, kodak?

Annoying the world since 1960!

[–] [email protected] 8 years ago

I keep saying the same thing about vampires, but do they ever listen? Noooope.

[–] PixieB72 8 years ago

It's her fantasy, they can do and be whatever they want. Look at Twilight the same way, vampires are dangerous and suck your blood and kill you and people ate that up like no ones business.

[–] Tresix 8 years ago

Maybe Tina saw the movie "Warm Bodies".

Annoying the world since 1960!

[–] Baysicklee 8 years ago

#ZombieLoveTruther