Weirdest.Crush. Ever.


I have the weirdest crush ever on Bob Belcher after binge watching the show over several days. 

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves.

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I always thought Tina would be a good girlfriend. She's a strong, smart woman. Plus she'd be so obsessed with you, she'd never stray. You'd get cool birthday and Christmas gifts, plus the in-laws wouldn't be that bad. Actually, the Belchers would be cool to hang out with.

Or my isn't name...

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I'd like to hang out with Louise. She's really smart and has a bunch of fun ideas.

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Hmm I don't know about Tina..she's attracted to everyone and seems like she has a tendency to easily develop crushes (Josh, Darryl) and 'forget' about you by tomorrow.

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Not if she saw my butt!

Or my isn't name...

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I thought Linda looked kind of sexy in the taffy factory episode.



Annoying the world since 1960!

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Haha apparently Bob did, too..

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves.

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Its the best cartoon man!

did you watch the xmas specials? those are always good and orginal, the new one this year with the gingerbread house making contest did not dissapoint

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Yes, I did! The gingerbread plot was hilarious 

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves.

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haha yeah it was...what a weird group. Fischoeder always tries to get Bob to do something humiliating in exchange for skipping rent

Do you ever watch Archer? the same person does the voice of Archer. There was even an episode where they had a crossover and archer went into a fugue state and thought he was Bob

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Fischoeder always tries to get Bob to do something humiliating in exchange for skipping rent
Right! I loved the water balloon episode, but I think this Gingerbread house one is my new favorite example of that haha. You know, I don't watch Archer because the character is voiced by the same actor (is that weird? lol). I don't want Bob's burgers to be tainted; for a while I didn't want to watch this show because Kristen Schaal voicing Mabel in Gravity Falls too sort of marred it for me.

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves.

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Since Kristen does Louise's voice, I'm guessing you don't watch "The Last Man on Earth"?



Annoying the world since 1960!

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I don't. Is she a decent actress?

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves.

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Yes, as is everyone on the show.



Annoying the world since 1960!

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Maybe I'll give it (and Archer) a try; the idea never really appealed to me, but I'll make it a point not to knock it before watching it.

I've never fooled anyone. I've let people fool themselves.

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I have a crush on him too! HJB has my favorite voice of all time.

However, I have seen Archer, and, even though he is drawn to be a handsome ladykiller, I am far less attracted to him than I am to Bob - as weird as that might be to say about cartoons.

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