City Council


After the ship crashed they showed him at two city council meetings. Later he said the space ship crashed a couple days ago.

Do they have city council meetings every day?

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Twice a week.

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Wow. Where I am it's twice a month

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That's why your town's a shithole.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

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But the Mayor said it is the greatest city in the world.

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He also said you eat Campbell's chunky soup with a fork.

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It is the soup that eats like a meal

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But it's still soup dammit!

Plus, get off my lawn!

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