127 THINGS I learned from 127 Hours!
1. Instead of going to a party with two hot girls that are in to you, you can always climb rocks by yourself.
2. Guaranteed NOT the best time you can have with your clothes on.
3. Everything made in China sucks, (but it's better from nothing).
4. Canon makes REALLY good batteries.
5. Drinking urine is .... .... (*blah* never mind!)
6. Never a bad time to jerk-off.
7. If you keep singing Phish, you're never gonna get a girlfriend.
8. Ravens must go to work at 08:30 every day.
9.
Google is your enemy.