1. You can hear everything someone says to you on a mobile phone whilst on the dance floor of a loud nightclub.
2. You meet a girl who can't recognise faces. You get it on. The first thing you do in the morning is shave off your goatee.
3. Mobile phones work fine in a subway tunnel
share4. It's impossible to tell voices apart unless you can recognize the speaker's face.
share5. Everyone always wears the same ties/outfits
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There are some statements from people suffering of face blindness about that in the "What about the voices"-thread of the board which are quite interesting.
6: Nocturnal bridges with deserted construction sites on them are the best short cuts for women.
7: Missionary position is an all-time favourite!
8: Champagne obviously isn't...
9. ties are almost as unique as fingerprints and DNA
10. getting maced leaves no marks and does nothing but momentarily daze serial killers
11. it's ok to draw beards on peoples photographs
12. telling somebody who is trying to shoot you why the gun doesn't work gets you shot. who could've guessed?
13. it's ok to buy your ex a drink she doesn't like so long as you're asking her to marry you and forget about you being an *beep*
14. you can pull the emergency breaks on a train without any negative consequences whatsoever
15. if your daughter doesn't recognise you then you should stalk her and wait until half way through the train journey before approaching her
16. there's no catchy names left for serial killers so they get stuck with something that sounds stupid
17. just because a movie has an interesting and unique premise does not mean it will be any good
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"I don't care, I'm still free. You can't take the sky from me..."
18. You can kill someone in a crowded nightclub out in the open and no one will notice, except the protagonist, of course.
share19. If you go to pick up your daughter from school, you should ask the teacher ‘where is my daughter’, instead of actually looking around the room for her yourself.
20. If your boyfriend breaks up with you and your friend gets murdered, the best thing to do is spend that night in bed with another guy and not use birth control. (and then a few days later tell him you love him).
21. If your lover gets stabbed, instead of calling the ambulance, it’s better to whisper ‘don’t move’ and ‘don’t leave me’ over and over again.
22. If you’re a cop trying to solve a serial killer case, just look around you. The killer always seems to be another cop involved in the case.
23. Cinnamon balls will take your mind of deep physical and psychological injury.
24. Good suspense films always let you know the killer is a cop within the first 30 minutes of the movie.
25. Champaign in trendy night clubs is always flat and served in beer glasses.
26. Survivor's guilt always makes you want to be the person dead on the floor with your throat slashed from ear to ear because it will make you feel better in the long run.
27. Long time fiancés will always dump you no matter how ill you are if you can't remember their face during love making.
28. Straight-edge razors are standard issue with cops.
29. Worth repeating a second time: Always an intelligent move to remove your facial hair after making love with the damsel in distress is always a great idea.
30. Your loved one will be able to move on after your death by uttering these last words: "I'm just another face in the crowd"...
31. Hypnosis
32. There is no beer in heaven
33. Julian McMahon always leaves his seed behind in his movies, always (see "Premonition").
34. The protagonist must have slutty/horny friends to make her look pure.
35. "face blindness" is limited to faces of your own race; other races are invisible altogether
36. You can be fired from your teaching job for a disability, unlike child molesters, who get paid leaves of absence
37. When you're the victim of a crime and you go to the police station, the cop handling your case is always present and always has time to talk to you.
35. "face blindness" is limited to faces of your own race; other races are invisible altogether
38. If you have prosopagnosia, you can always look in the mirror and try to rub your face back into its original form with tissue.
39. Serial murderers wait weeks to kill you and will only try to do so the very day their identity is found out.
40. Any hobo that doesn't like to talk to the cops is hiding something.
41. To identify yourself to someone with face blindness who recognized you with your goatee, you just need to rub blood on your face in the shape of a goatee and viola..
42. Face blindness only come to those who know nobody with facial hair.
43. Just saying a few words and counting down from three to zero can put you under hypnosis..
44. If the girl shoots the bad guy, don't grab her guy to defend yourself as you attempt to apprehend him, but instead go in and try to restrain him yourself, hand to hand style.
share45. It always rains when someone you love dies.
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