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Oh goody, another Romanian Seagal movie

posted 15 years ago by junttijoe
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Like we haven't had these enough allready.

I'm not even gonna read the plot description, I predict that Seagal will play an ex-CIA agent or ex something and he's working in Romania or some other eastern European craphole.
The movie will be filled with bad lighting because Seagal doesn't want the viewers to see how fat he is, a lot of close-ups of his face with only his eyes visible because he doesn't want us to see his triple chin.

Fight scenes involving a stunt double who looks nothing like Seagal, some bad car chase through the streets of Bucharest with 10 year old crappy cars, with footage of Seagal in a car spliced in.

Some guy who sounds nothing like Seagal will dub in at least 30% of his lines.

It's also possible that Seagal might have a 20-something hot girlfriend or love interest.

Oh yeah, and most importantly Seagal will wear a leather coat or some sort of a garment that covers his big belly for most of the movie.

I don't mind a bad Seagal movie, but these Romanian/Bulgarian low budget productions are getting ridiculous. I thought Seagal was over them.

I know they shoot them in Romania or Bulgaria because it's cheaper, but that doesn't mean they'd have to be so unimaginitive.
How about Seagal plays a character who's not an ex-whatever and he's not in Romania, Jesus Christ mix it up a little bit.

Oh yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if they changed the title to something like Born to Kill or Justice something. You know, a three word title.
We get it, Seagal's all about justice, we got the hint from his previous 10 movies with the word justice in the title.

[–] asgard-5 15 years ago

Hmmm... Born to Kill for Justice?

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[–] retalato 14 years ago

I just saw this movie. Most of your predictions are correct, especially the 20 year old love interest and the leather coat. But seriously, it's not even impressive that you predicted this.

[–] tjc_2005 14 years ago

Seriously anybody who has ever seen any of his movies can predict this. They are literally more predictable than a fairytale.

Honestly, who does seagal think hes fooling with his orange skin, implanted and dyed hair, not to mention the bun in the oven.

oh and he NEVER dies, apart from in someone elese movie. I think its happened like... twice? In none of his own movies.

Theres never a real oppenent for him to fight at the end, as always, they just get beaten arouund a bit tehn he kills them. Then la de da all is well and ends with some ridiculous still/clip of seagal holding his gun like an abosolute baffoon.

Another thing, the sound is always off, guns start going off and you have to turn your tv set right down, seagal starts to talk then you have to put it right back up, with his damn mumbly voice, not that you need to hear it because you can probably predict what hes saying anyway. But may aswel for comedic value.

[–] RomeoKnight 11 years ago

These Seagull threads are absolutely hilarious! Whenever I want to have some cheering up, I come see some Seagal movie threads.

[–] armakedong 14 years ago

all of the "complaints" are the reasons i love steven seagal movies. i can't wait for the next one to come out

[–] Thenewnexus 11 years ago

I thought this movie was ok i liked the fight and shootout scens

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[–] spookyrat1 9 years ago

How about Seagal plays a character who's not an ex-whatever and he's not in Romania, Jesus Christ mix it up a little bit.

LOL! Might as well expect the oceans to stop having tides, or the sun stop rising in the morning. It's seems a permanent part of the Seagal persona these days.🐭