ScumperJumper.......


Where are ya, buddy?

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Yeah where he go

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Present.

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Can you please answer the allegations made against you

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A suspiciously timed appearance.

Your mental deficiency is illogical.

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Indeed



Very much indeed

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what

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Since you claim you're not going to hang around or come back and you've done what you set out to do, can I have your account?

I'll make good use of it.

Pretty please?


The Lion Does Not Give A F-ck. Bring More Sheep.

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OK let's try to answer these in order.

What are the allegations?
And sure you can have the account.

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Well that you are a sock, liar, mange, bongo, vindictive, moron, another sock. List goes on

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I still think it's bongo. Old dudes got more socks than anyone realizes.


The Lion Does Not Give A F-ck. Bring More Sheep.

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You think he has the brains to run two accounts simultaneously? I'm not sure....

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That you're Canadian

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Oh yeah forgot that. That's the worst

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 some serious stuff.

We've accepted corwin. Enough is enough

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OK well I actually had to ask what a sock was when the word was thrown around a couple days ago. So negative to that.

Yes I am Canadian.

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Yeah that's just what a sock would say.

And no Canadian would ever say they were!


Liar.


Also tell me more about Ribbs. Where did you guys meet

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This guy is shady af

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Yeah and he just happened to be here now.. even though he said he was done

And the dudes got a username and avatar like someone who's been arou IMDb for years

Sh-t is not legitz. I tell you

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He's guilty of something, for sure.


The Lion Does Not Give A F-ck. Bring More Sheep.

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Yeah, that avatar is not the work of a newbie. It takes a long time to master something like that. It's very disturbing. Something is very fishy

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Wonder who it could be... return of iniesta? Shredder?

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Shredder!

Oh my gawd. I'm seriously calling it. It's shredder. I bet you all the internet money

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He's just a bit too composed to be shredder though... and he's yet to draw an hilariously awkward diagram on how Ribbs really is the bad guy and he sure knows how a four way stop works

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Shredder has done well with long drawn out socks though. Pretty soon he'll get bored and take it less seriously. Then we'll get some diagrams.

But I think if it is a sock it's shredder

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Lol

Yeah. This is all too good to be true. But dammit it makes for good board times. Like you said, the dudes brought the board back to life.

Speaking of socks... who the hell are you!?


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Lol

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I agree. It's ridiculous for someone to try and get sympathy. I doubt it's true but even if it is, it's not any of our business. How dare he expect us to turn against ribbit because she didn't want to marry some Canadian that doesn't even know what a sock is

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Don't give your account to hungry. He's the worst

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Nooooooooooooo!

You are mistaken. hungry is the best.

Sheesh! I already apologized for my behaviors and I becalmed them hos for you, what else do you want?


The Lion Does Not Give A F-ck. Bring More Sheep.

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Becalmed them hos.... lol!

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You know what you have to do you heartless heathen!




I do appreciate you becalming your hoes.

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You know what you have to do you heartless heathen!


I really don't. I'm clueless, as usual. 

Are you saying I should confess to my sockery? 

I don't even know what you're talking about, again.


The Lion Does Not Give A F-ck. Bring More Sheep.

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You have to bring klam back!

We don't have time for you to list all of your socks lol

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Done.

She's back.

Whatever that means.


The Lion Does Not Give A F-ck. Bring More Sheep.

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Is she srumperjumper?

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You should be blamed for all of it. You're probably srumperjumper.

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Oh and for the love of God please stop saying we're the same person. As nice as the guy was to show me where all this *beep* went down. He's old enough to be my father and kind of looks like a cross between Jerry Sandusky and Mr. Burns.

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 maybe he's not you. But he's still responsible for you being here and doing this.

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Why did she delete your emails?

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Because he's a cock hungry dick pig.

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I don't think he's cock hungry, unless cock is the new vag.

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A vag hungry puss pig then. Just as bad

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The tables, how they turn. You were loving this when it was Ribbit who was being flogged. Now you can't distance yourself from it fast enough. Fart hard enough and it might give you that extra umph to run a little faster. http://imgur.com/D5BailV

Dammit, idiot! I'm a doctor, not a retard whisperer.

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I feel like I need to know who you are.

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I'm impressed. A 26 minute old post from you that hasn't undergone five edits. How does he do it?

Your mental deficiency is illogical.

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OK let's set it all straight and move on because I said my peace on here and it was cheaper than paying to talk to a shrink.

First things first. Don't knock the avatar of a 1980's WWF wrestler cause it's awesome.

Now I was lead here by you after we spoke off this site. You showed me where all these men met her so I checked it out for myself. You did advise me not to get into it with anyone but I figured if I can dress myself then I can also speak for myself.

Ribbit and I work for the same company. Me in Toronto her in Ohio. That is how we met online. It all started through work and then proceeded to outside of work. We both still do work for that same company. Never was I quitting my job I was transferring to the US.

I was warned about her relationships with guys from here but trusted her word over others when she said she just had a couple friends and that she hadn't been on here for a couple years. Clearly a lie.

All the claims I made on here were not lies they were all very real and all came out over time. I spoke my peace about it and was done with it. As far as I'm concerned you can all go back to fighting for her attention I won't be losing sleep over it.

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Can't you stay and fight for it just a little? It's all very entertaining! Plus manges getting the blame for it and that's also entertaining.

Also, what's the name of Ribbs dog

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Yes! If he doesn't know the dog's name this is all baloney.

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Yup. That's the deal breaker

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That's one of the main questions I asked while interviewing the Horatio socks. It's just good detective work

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The dog's name is Marley. It's her parents dog.

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Pffffffffffft she's talked about the dog here. I'm not buying it

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Maybe it's Ribbs herself

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Maybe it's Marley.

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaan you shut the f_ck up?

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Mind blown

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Lol


This is board gold

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This whole day has been like old times. Very entertaining.

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You showed up right after the Mange beatdown. Perhaps as a plot device to get the heat off him and make him out be the hero? *rubs chin* interesting. Very interesting. All very interesting.

Right time, right place.

The pot is stirring up again.

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Ah ha! Yes. Good point. It's mange. I knew it all along.

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OK let's set it all straight and move on because I said my peace on here and it was cheaper than paying to talk to a shrink.

First things first. Don't knock the avatar of a 1980's WWF wrestler cause it's awesome.

Now I was lead here by you after we spoke off this site. You showed me where all these men met her so I checked it out for myself. You did advise me not to get into it with anyone but I figured if I can dress myself then I can also speak for myself.

Ribbit and I work for the same company. Me in Toronto her in Ohio. That is how we met online. It all started through work and then proceeded to outside of work. We both still do work for that same company. Never was I quitting my job I was transferring to the US.

I was warned about her relationships with guys from here but trusted her word over others when she said she just had a couple friends and that she hadn't been on here for a couple years. Clearly a lie.

All the claims I made on here were not lies they were all very real and all came out over time. I spoke my peace about it and was done with it. As far as I'm concerned you can all go back to fighting for her attention I won't be losing sleep over it.

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Where did your account from 2008 fit into all of this? Did it materialize from the rancid gas bomb emanating from Mangekyo's frothy anus?

Set phasers to butthurt.

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Like I said two days ago IMDb never stated in their disclaimer that you weren't allowed to have an account without being on message boards.

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What did you use the site for otherwise? Did your attempt at launching a movie career flop after your IMDB pro check bounced?

You're even more expendable than this guy.

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You showed me where all these men met her so I checked it out for myself.

Did you make a real connection with any of them or did they just love you and leave you, too?


The Lion Does Not Give A F-ck. Bring More Sheep.

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by *beep*
» 11 minutes ago (Wed Feb 1 2017 16:11:53)
IMDb member since February 2017

Where are ya, buddy?

Get back on your bongoman parody account, moron.

Do it pronto or you won't be receiving your $22 check at the end of the month.

Chop chop. 

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Apparently, stupid people don't know they're stupid.

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